Do You Remember...

Did I ever tell you about the time...

It's occurred to me that I really wish I had started blogging years ago because there are some hilarious stories I wish I could have relayed to people right after they happened. You know, when they were still fresh in my mind.

I think I would have written these in short story form... like something I would have turned in for Fleming's creative writing course. Here are some of the them:

The time Ashley and I returned from Christmas break to find a dead bird, and a birdpoo-covered dorm room.

The time Jered opened up the ceiling to try to catch the creature residing in our dorm room. Ashley and I had been listening to it living above us for months.

The time Jered and I met for the first time.


The time someone laughed so hard, she wet her pants.

The time a bunch of us went out for milkshakes and Jered completely fell out of the car when we got back to school.

The time Katie and I got in a legitimate wrestling fight, were rolling on the laundry room floor, hitting each other, and would have been hit with the iron because it almost fell off the ironing board.

The time Jered had me take him to the hospital because he smashed a finger.

The time Jesse accidentally shared the wrong information from Katie's ipod.

The time, wait- every time Katie took five minutes to get a joke.

The time Ashley and I didn't know what to do with our newly colored hair.

The time we went to Ukraine and experienced daily ridiculousness. Sure, it's a word.

The time Kelly, Mallory, and I found out the restrooms at the beach were locked.

The time we almost missed Megan and David's wedding.

I think I will continue this post another time. There are just too many other stories that I would love to share with you.

Maybe sometime, I'll actually tell the whole story. =)